Monday, November 20, 2006

NIIT-Sholay

This is a new version of shot from Sholay When Jay (Amitabh Bachchan)goes to Mausi ( Leela Mausi ) with the marriage Proposal of Veeru (Dharamendra ) with Basanti ( Hema Malini ).

Amitabh : Mausi, ladka NIIT main kaam karta hai.. ID hai...

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Off-campus try kar raha hai kya??

Amitabh : kahan mausi 2 saal NIIT me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se NIIT me hi hai..

Amitabh : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi.Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Amitabh : Ab apraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..

Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya apraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Amitabh : Senior se ladai karne ke baad apraisal mein achhirating to nahin na milti hai... mausi..

Mausi : To kya ladta bhi hai..?Amitabh : Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mile to ho jaatihai kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi : To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa..???

Amitabh : Ab designers ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..

Mausi : kya kaha ladka Designer hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padai-likhai kiya..?

Amitabh : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!

Amitabh : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi : Beta, thik kan khol kar sun le... Bhale hi hamaariBasanti Call Center wale se shaadi kar le par NIIT ke ID se katainahin karegi.......

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too good!!! hilarious

Jo said...

My goodness!
Who wrote the script?! :O
:-D)))